Tuesday, October 23, 2012

The steroid effect.

I found out the other day that if you take a lot of steroids for a long time you can get a certain symptom. I'm totally struggling to process all the simultaneous thoughts that occur from this horrendous news (thanks, mum, for telling me).

It's bad enough in itself (in my opinion if you have voluntary or enforced short hair then it's probably best if you're as tall and channelling-the-gaunt-look, as much as possible). But if you happen to know a specific sliver of my history then you'll also understand my horror from another view. Apologies to those who don't know that history sliver.

There's a chance I'll get a... Oh god no I just can't say it. I'm just going to have to give you the words and you'll have to put them together.


And "face".

Nooooooooooooooooooooo. Really. Not funny.


  1. Just read this post and it made me do a big involuntary snorty bellow laugh. Hope the neighbours are not too concerned. I think you'd have to take a helluva a lot of steroids to even come close to the edge on the moon face stakes. But don't worry. Seriously, we can always book you in for facial liposuction if needs be.

  2. And don't think I don't know exactly which others of you are laughing - even those who haven't emailed personally about wetting your pants. I. Am not. Laughing. xx